So…I’ll just say foursquare sent me?
You realize that the only dog in the world that you’re allergic to lives in the place that you’re staying in and it likes you so much it decides to come out and sleep next to you on the couch and you wake up with the biggest, puffiest, reddest eyes you’ve ever seen so you have to wander around downtown ATL at 8am on a Saturday, hungover and allergy filled, looking like a crack head and trying to avoid the real ones, searching for a Walgreens so you can buy some antihistamine
I was looking for a new microwave on craigslist, and came across this
“Still runs, just won’t heat”
Oh ok, so you mean it doesn’t do the only thing that you need a microwave to do.
Yeah…pretty sure nobody is okay with that, considering 8 months old is an almost-born baby
I think its time to start cleaning up my friends list