So…I’ll just say foursquare sent me?

So…I’ll just say foursquare sent me?

Pretty sure I've been the victim of this

  • Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
  • Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
  • Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
  • Cheryl: No, I don't think so.
  • Larry: Yes, I think so, my friend.
Soooo passion pit was awesome. And so was grouplove even though I was the only person in our 11 person group that really cared about them

Soooo passion pit was awesome. And so was grouplove even though I was the only person in our 11 person group that really cared about them

Today!

Today!

My other friend’s place has a really cool view from their balcony

My other friend’s place has a really cool view from their balcony

That awkward moment when

You realize that the only dog in the world that you’re allergic to lives in the place that you’re staying in and it likes you so much it decides to come out and sleep next to you on the couch and you wake up with the biggest, puffiest, reddest eyes you’ve ever seen so you have to wander around downtown ATL at 8am on a Saturday, hungover and allergy filled, looking like a crack head and trying to avoid the real ones, searching for a Walgreens so you can buy some antihistamine

I was looking for a new microwave on craigslist, and came across this

“Still runs, just won’t heat”

Oh ok, so you mean it doesn’t do the only thing that you need a microwave to do.

Ok, sold.

Yeah…pretty sure nobody is okay with that, considering 8 months old is an almost-born baby
I think its time to start cleaning up my friends list

Yeah…pretty sure nobody is okay with that, considering 8 months old is an almost-born baby

I think its time to start cleaning up my friends list

jgns replied to your post: Only my grandma would make us sit through a two…

Please tell me it was MasterGuard…!

Haha actually it was Homefront, but after a little googling it appears that they’re owned by MasterGuard

Only my grandma would make us sit through a two hour presentation from a lady selling smoke detectors to get a free meal

Can’t complain though, the meal was delicious and I won a $10 gift certificate to the restaurant.